Thursday, August 21, 2025
War on Hunger: Charity Regiments Tournament
Friday, August 15, 2025
Return to the Border Princes
This past winter, Steve organized a Regiments league that used the Border Princes map from the General's Compendium to track score. It was great fun and reignited my desire to organize a true map campaign. Playing games of Regiments with the boys is always a good time, but I wanted to share the excitement another layer of strategy could add to the game and show how much fun linking all these separate battles could be like we do in Mordheim but with an army scale game.
The Border Princes map campaign is a lot less cumbersome than the original Mighty Empires, but still has a level of depth that makes the decisions made on the map matter for gameplay. Each player starts with an HQ placed at the edge of the map and a single banner within that space. That banner represents one of your armies. Every turn, players submit orders for each banner they have under their control. They can move, fortify their position, or raze the map section they are in. Fortified banners get bonus points and defensive terrain features if they go to battle. Razed map sections lose any special rules and do not count towards victory points at the end of the campaign. Banners moving through tiles capture territories for your little kingdom and more banners are generated at your HQ once you control enough spaces. When one of your banners occupies the same tile as an enemy banner, you play a game of Regiments to determine who takes it and the loser retreats. Banners can lend support to one another during combat. Friendly banners adjacent to one in battle add points to that force! Strategic positioning of your forces will give you a sizable advantage over your enemy.
The map has a variety of environments that modify how you play on it and as well as gameplay in Regiments games. Rivers, swamps, and mountain ranges all impede your movement during map phases, casting doubt on whether your banner will reach its destination. There are locations with specific scenarios to be played in battles there, like the Warrens and Geistenmund Hills. The ancient tower of Tor Anrok gives players unrivaled control over movement in the surrounding tiles. The orcs found within the Iron Claw camp can be recruited by greenskins and harass and pester other races, adding or subtracting points from armies battling there.
Every army gets a special rule that either modifies map level play or Regiments games. Examples include Orcs and Goblins being able to force march one banner per turn to potentially move 2 tiles instead of 1, Vampire Counts banners growing in size for the turn immediately after beating an opponent, and Warriors of Chaos being able to pursue a routed foe to force another battle in the next turn!
It really is a near perfect campaign with a lot of opportunities to add your own flourishes and hack up some of the rules to better suit your play group. The rest of the General's Compendium is really sick, too, with tutorials for making scenery and a lot of insight into making games your own. It aligns so well with the indie gaming/IRWT way of thinking that it should be a stable in everyone's libraries. It is long out of print, but you can find pdfs easily with your favorite search engine. Worth the read if only to see that none of what we are doing is new. Gamers have been gaming this way forever.
I've said the above and more to most of the War Council (some multiple times. Sorry!) in hopes of getting a little traction. Sadly, we are spread very thin across New England and the campaign can generate a lot of games to play each turn. Coordinating 6-8 people over such a large space, each with adult responsibilities requiring flexibility, made a full War Council campaign almost impossible, so instead I grabbed three of the guys I game with the most for a smaller version that would let us keep things moving without becoming an absolute shit show. This campaign season, the Border Princes are contested by the Barrow Legion (Undead, me), the Covenant of Blood (Warriors of Chaos, Brad), the Crimson Host of Maltherion (Dark Elves, Alex), and the Gnawing Hunger (Skaven, IPT). We decided to play for 20 turns and whoever has the most territory at the end is crowned the Lord of the Border Princes. Special territories like Aldium and Tor Anok are worth 5 territories while the fortress of Malko at the center of the map is worth a whopping 10!
Monday, June 23, 2025
Portcullis #1 Crossword Solution
Eons have passed, but the ancient text has finally been deciphered! The Dungeon received a message this weekend that contained the first complete solution to Emily's infamous crossword. Congratulations, Chloe!
Thank you to everyone who played and talked to us about the puzzle. I am glad you all gained insight into Emily's insidious mind and exactly what kind of dungeon crawler she truly is. Be warned, those who wish to one day defeat the puzzle on their own, for below you will find its secrets revealed:
Across:
4. Beholder
5. Hobgoblin
7. Skeletons
11. Bugbear
13. Bless
14. Stirge
15. Gold
17. Roleplaying
18. Familiar
19. Die
Down:
1. Gelatinous Cube
2. Darkvision
3. Magic Missile
6. Vorpal Blade
8. Long Sword
9. Ten Foot Pole
10. Trip Wire
12. Mithril
15. Gygax
16. Wizard
Emily's Dungeon Crossword will return for issue 2!
Thursday, April 3, 2025
Rock Labyrinth: A Regiments Scenario
Last fall, I had grand ambitions to run a Regiments map campaign for the NEWC. I had played and run the Border Princes campaign from the Generals Compendium (perhaps the greatest WHFB book of all time) about half a dozen times and thought its narrative focus and game within a game nature would be a huge hit. I spent a long time rewriting rules, converting scenarios, and transcribing mechanics but ultimately decided to drop it at the eleventh hour in favor of a league inspired version Steve came up with and ran. It worked out great and everyone had a blast! The Border Princes asks a lot from its players and with our geography it didn't look like it was set up for success. Doesn't help that I was pitching a 14 page rules packet to a group who prefers to do things on the fly! Someday, I hope to assemble a dedicated group and share what is easily one of my favorite wargaming experiences.
I've slowly been repurposing some of the work that I did and this scenario I am sharing is part of that. This was a special mission for use on a specific map segment of the Border Princes called the Warrens. In this region, bandits and ne'er-do-wells calling themselves the Carrion Band lurk behind labyrinthine rock formations. Human factions could bully them into providing support, gaining some extra points in the upcoming battle. The big flashy part of the scenario is that both players could nominate one unit in their army to become skirmishers! This was exciting because that type of unit does not exist inside the confines of Regiments and was a cool problem to try to solve. Below is a version of that scenario with the campaign related rules stripped out so it can be used in regular games of Regiments. There are likely many issues with skirmishers I had not foreseen, so if you try this, let me know how it goes!
ROCK LABYRINTH
Overview. Two armies meet in the Warrens, a rugged area in the foothills of the Black Mountains which is home to a labyrinthine series of rock formations. Maneuvering and shooting in the Warrens is difficult and ambushers may lurk around every corner.
Armies. Armies are chosen as normal.
Battlefield. The table should be covered by rock formations that turn the battlefield into a maze. All of the rocks are very steep and thus impassable terrain. Rock structures should be set up at least 7” apart to allow units to pass in between, but there should be no straight paths from one side of the board to the other.
Mission. Place D3+2 objectives. Players roll-off to go first and then alternate in placing one marker each outside of deployment zones and over 9” away from each other. At the end of each round, if a unit is within 3” of an objective while enemies aren’t, then it's seized. Objectives stay seized even after leaving, but if units from both sides are contesting an objective, then it becomes neutral again. The game ends after 4 rounds and the player controlling the most objectives wins.
Deployment. Players roll off and the winner picks a long table edge as their deployment zone, with their opponent taking the opposite. Then the players alternate in placing one unit each within 12” of their table edge, starting with the player that won the deployment roll.
Skirmishers. A single unit in each player’s army may adopt a Skirmish formation for the duration of the battle. Skirmishers have the following changes to their rules:
Movement and Formation. Skirmisher units do not have to be in formations. Instead, unit members must stay within 1” of at least one other member and within 9” of all other members. All facings are considered the unit’s front facing. The unit may only be within 1” of other units when charging and may only charge if at least one charging model is within charge distance of the target unit. Skirmishers may move or shoot in any direction.
Melee. Once one model makes base contact with their charge target, the remaining models in a Skirmishers unit rank up around it to maximize contact as though it were a normal Regiments unit. If charged, once the enemy unit makes contact with a model, turn all models to face this unit and rank up around the charged model. Skirmishers do not receive any combat bonuses for the number of rows their unit has. Skirmishers otherwise follow all other melee combat rules as presented in the Regiments rulebook.
Sunday, March 2, 2025
PORTCULLIS IS BACK IN STOCK!
26 pages of cannibal children, killer art, and a mind melting crossword (prize still unclaimed)! Printed locally in Worcester MA, the blacks are blacker and images are even crisper!
$10+$4 shipping for US/Canada. DM on Instagram/Discord or email portcullismagazine@gmail.com to order. Accepting Venmo and PayPal.
Locals - I’ll have these with me at meet ups if you wanna save shipping
International warriors - DM me and we can work something out!
Thank you all for the support!
Sunday, January 26, 2025
PORCULLIS MAGAZINE HAS ARRIVED!
The long wait is over! The first issue of the mighty PORTCULLIS MAGAZINE is here! Inside, you will find 26 pages of deadly magic, mighty mercenaries, and more!
$10+$4 shipping for US/Canada. DM on IG or Discord or email portcullismagazine@gmail.com to order.
International warriors email me and we will work something out.
I am traveling for work so expect orders to mail out next weekend!
I am beyond proud of this zine and the work of all who contributed. Eternal thanks to those who made this possible: Steve from Under the Dice, Eli Minaya, VVizard Dom, Hobby Dungeon Andrew, Tyler is Alright at Painting, Michael Coleman, and my incredible wife Emily among many others.
Wednesday, November 27, 2024
Hounds and Spectres for the Barrow Legion
Work on the Barrow Legion continues! After a great start this spring and early summer, other interests and responsibilities took over and progress has slowed. I painted these units over the summer but never gave them a proper blog post. We’ve got a map campaign planned for this winter so I’ve got to get some momentum and try to finish a few more units by the end of December (not to mention finally finish preparing the actual campaign).
After one game of TOW, I realized how terrible an army comprised exclusively of skeletons was going to be and scoured the army list for any units that would need less babysitting. Dire Wolves provided some much needed mobility and the skeletal models from Highland Miniatures were perfect for the Legion. My time in TOW was short lived, but they are now a staple in my Regiments lists. With Scout and Fast, they can threaten turn 1 charges and sport enough attacks that they can usually win combat against small melee units or ranged support. If there are no good units for them to bully, they’re great roadblocks or late game objective grabbers. The process for painting these hounds was identical to how I painted all my blocks of skeletons.
My army had been a mass of greys and browns where everything ended up blending together. It needed some color and different unit types to really start to stand out. Ghosts of some kind had been on my mind since I started the army, as they were a key part of the Army of the Cairns that inspired me. In addition to providing some color and different textures, I was in need of a more elite melee unit to fight the increasingly deadly monsters and chariots being fielded. These have seen play as infantry shredding Ghosts from the Neutral Undead community list and great weapon wielding Ghost Revenants from the Ghostly Undead list. Both varieties have been performing really well for me except when facing Brad’s deadly Orc crossbows! Painting these excellent sculpts from Satyr Art Studios was a ton of fun. I wanted to avoid the airbrush look of GW’s Nighthaunts and went with a more old school look. I washed the models with diluted Nihilakh Oxide over a white prime, making sure there wasn’t too much pooling in the recesses. I then applied some Aethermatic Blue contrast paint mostly in the folds of fabric and hard lines of armor. Finally, they got a white drybrush to bring back highlights a bit.
Hoping to finish up my barrow king on chariot and newly acquired grave guard before the end of the year, but most of my free time will be dedicated to wrapping up PORTCULLIS MAGAZINE! I have a few ideas for posts about Regiments, too, so more to come soon!










